Bless.
According to Yahoo, tumblr is worth $1.1 billion. According to tumblr, there are 108 million blogs on tumblr.
That means that each blog, on average, is worth about ten dollars and 18.5 cents.
Congratulations, your blog is worth less than a large one topping pizza at Pizza Hut.
hahahahaha this post gets all the awards… Oh well, so much for our egos!
“My father told me that only three people in the world were ever allowed to see this tattoo. My father himself, the man I marry, and you Roy Mustang. But he was wrong. There will only ever be two. I wonder if he knew all along. If he knew that I would marry you.”
Submitted by kelenloth
carry-on-my-consulting-tardis:
“What house?”
“Montague!”
“whAT HOUSE?”
“MONTAGUE”
“WHAT HOUSE?????”
“MONTAGUE!!”
“MONTAGUES! GETCHA HEAD IN THE GAME!”
The fact that someone else thinks he looks like Zac Efron makes me so happy.
WE SAW THIS IN CLASS AND THAT’S THE ONLY THING WE’D WALK ABOUT
If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.
are you satan
my mom was pulling into a parking space today and she asked “am i relatively straight?” and i said “i think that’s something you need to decide for yourself” and she told me to walk home
